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~ Sierra ~
AGENT OF JOY & INSPIRATION
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Posted: Fri Dec 21st, 2007 06:30 pm | 1st Post |
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A few days ago I came across a “children’s version” of the story of Adam and Eve. All scary stuff about a fearful God that punishes us, you know the story. Anyway, instead of getting upset about the poisoning of people’s minds against God, I decided to rewrite the story in a new way. Here it goes
Desperate Housewives in the Garden of Eden (In my imagination, the part of Eve is played by Gabrielle on Housewives (whose real name is Eve, love that!) and the part of Adam is played by the hot gardener she cheated on her husband with......)
One beautiful day, Source Energy decided to create a new planet called Earth. This planet would be incredible, created from all leading edge thought that had gone before about what would be a perfect world. And so it was done. Amazing animals, plants, trees, oceans, mountains, streams and rivers were created and all lived in harmony and perfect balance, knowing their connection to Source Energy. Source was pleased with this creation. It was all good.
But after a short while (which could have been millions of years in Source Energy time), Source was a little frustrated. “This perfect world is a little boring, just perfect, perfect, perfect all the time! We need some excitement around here! We need contrast!” And so Source created man as a physical extension of itself, giving him the power of creating his own reality (“This should be interesting”, thought Source), and called him Adam. Source was pleased.
Adam immediately had a rocket of desire to have human companionship. The trees and animals were nice and all, but he wanted someone to chew on his thoughts with, and somewhere to put his “physical extension” that he couldn’t stop playing with (“It feels sooooo good, Thanks, Source, but I need a woman!), and since Adam was a powerful creator, an extension of Source Energy, he created his dream woman, Eve. Source was pleased and so was Adam! Eve was hot!
Source, always looking to expand the leading edge of thought, expanded by the contrasts that create desires for new things and to ask new questions, decided to give Adam and Eve the choice of living for eternity, together, or having the option of croaking, merging back into pure Source Energy, and then doing it all again with a fresh new perspective, if they desired. “This will be REALLY INTERESTING” thought Source.
“Here is a map to a giant Apple tree I have hidden in the Garden of Eden, called the Eternal Tree of Life. If you ever want to croak and start over, just eat one of those apples. That will be your message to me that you want a fresh new perspective, that you see the value of contrast to create new desires and leading edge of thought, and that living in this physical body for eternity is not your desire.
Adam and Eve were very happy living together in paradise, running around naked, eating organic fruits, discovering the joy of sex (although Adam still couldn’t seem to keep his own hands off his “physical extension”), and all was well. They couldn’t imagine why they would want to die and start all over. They wanted to live together forever!! After glancing at the map, they threw it into the fire, they would never need it!
But as time went on, Adam started to get on Eve’s nerves. “Adam, how many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet leaf down so that I don’t fall in the fricken shit hole?” “Adam, please stop playing Frisbee with the T Rex, he doesn’t know his own strength and he is making craters in the moon with that thing!” “A D A M!, put the Unicorn back in the barn and come help me clean up this mess from you and your goat friends’ wild “fermented grape juice” party last night! What is in that stuff anyway? I really don’t think Source intended for you to have sex with the animals. I mean, my GOD, dominion does not mean domination!!!”
The straw that literally broke the camel’s back came for Eve when Adam, being the egotistical person he was, (“I am a powerful creator, I AM ADAM!” he would shout from the mountaintops), refused to stop and ask for directions, and they ended up wandering in the desert for 40 years… (woops, wrong story, sorry)
Eve knew she needed a way out. She was not happy. She was not feeling joy. She had no one to talk to. Wasn’t life supposed to be fun? But then she remembered her “secret friend” that came to her when she called. Sammy the Serpent was her true best friend; he always knew the right answers to her questions and gave her a strong feeling of being connected to Source Energy. Sammy only had her best interests at heart. Eve closed her eyes, called on Sammy, and sure enough, as soon as she was quiet and allowing, Sammy came to her.
“Sammy, what am I to do? I am miserable in this relationship now. I want to feel joy again! It was great at first, but we have grown apart and neither of us is happy. And it looks like we are stuck together for eternity because we burned the map to the Tree of Eternal Life!”
“My dear Eve. You are also a powerful creator. You are also an extension of Sssssssssssssource Energy with access to all that is. All your “contrasts” with Adam have created a rocket of desire in you for a fresh new perspective, to live a life of joy. Now you know what you don’t want and can easily create what you do want! I took a long look at the map to the Tree of Eternal Life before you guys burned it. Being your best friend and all, I had a feeling things might go this way. I am always looking out for you. I am your connection to Ssssssssssssssource Energy, what some call their inner being! Together we will get to the Tree of Eternal Life.”
So, Eve and her inner being guide, Sammy, traveled together to the center of the garden, following their intuition to find the easiest and most downstream path to the Tree. When they got to the Tree of Eternal Life, Eve couldn’t believe it! “But I have passed by this tree many times and never saw it here before!”
“You were not attracted to this tree and could not see it right in front of you because you were not in matching vibration with your desires. Now you are, and now you can see what has always been in your vibrational escrow, just waiting for you to bring your emotions and vibration into alignment with it.”
Eve took a long look at the big, beautiful apple tree and asked Sammy, “Okay, what do I really want? To live for eternity with Adam, after all there were some good times, he is still pretty hot and all, and maybe, just maybe, I can change him…. “
“OR, croaking and merging back into pure Source Energy and a fresh new perspective?”
Sammy picked the two biggest apples on the tree, one green and one red, handed them to Eve. In his best deep Laurence Fishburne voice told her, “You eat the green apple and the story ends. You wake in your bed with Adam for eternity and believe what you want to believe. You eat the red apple and you go to Ssssssource Energy Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” (wooops, sorry, wrong movie!!!)
So now, Eve, just listen to your emotions. What turns you downssssssssssstream? Which path feels good to you? What decision brings you relief?”
Eve looked back and forth at both apples. When she really checked in with her emotions and the path that would bring her joy, she was able to instantly make her choice with confidence. She looked up and smiled at Sammy.
“Okay, Eve, which will it be, the Green Apple or the Red Apple?”
And Eve took a big bite out of the most delicious red apple she had ever tasted!
AND SO IT WAS WRITTEN......
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~Sierra~
LIVE A LIFE OF LOVE, LIGHT & LAUGHTER!
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Posted: Wed Jan 2nd, 2008 03:06 pm | 2nd Post |
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Wonderful New rendition!
Since I was a small child, I always felt there was something missing from that story...
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Posted: Fri Jan 4th, 2008 12:58 am | 3rd Post |
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Sierra, this is just great! You have written it very well, and you are funny too! This is the story I will tell from now on!
 
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